The biggest overreaction recorded in history.
MOM BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME IM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD
clarification: five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries i’m not having an orgy
lemme just change into my pajamas. the ol PJs. jammies. lil jammy jammers. jam jams. my sleeper slippers + hush bonnet. dream garb. slumber pumps. nightmare raiment. hypnic haltertop. gotta go for a snooze cruise w/ my sleep peeps